My Personal Idea Of Hell Is An Eternity Of Sheltered 26 Year Old Queers Showing Me 2018 Tweets Which

Every time I reblog something important I feel like a little messenger boy running with news to the town printing press

so real

dropped them into a blender

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

Every morning for breakfast I eat the goop I can get you a recipe if you want it has like 69 protein and 300 calories

they should make a meal that appears whenever you want to eat it and it doesn't take effort to make and is nutritious and filling and it never goes bad if you leave it in your fridge for a long time and never gets too dry or soggy or otherwise textureweird if you eat slowly and when you're done it automatically cleans off the plate so you don't have to do the dishes and also it should be free

Indonesia

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics

drink water

Idk what to wear... The host said it's sprout themed⁉️🌱

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake