Therealestmallet - Love My Cat So Much

FOOLISH HETERO! That was a porn bot!!! your social security number is mine!!!

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From the moment I wake up that white boy vexes me to no end but ig that’s just what fathers do

TAKE A LEFT AT YOUR INTESTINES

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I don’t register the value of coins i just see shiny and think “give??????? to friend?????? yes i will give to friends!!!”

Hello? Mitski-Themed Dog Fighting Ring? Yes, I’d like to place a bet….. ON A WINNING DOG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH (For more sick prank call ideas, go to my website!)

“ENGLISH OR SPANISH? WHAT THE SIGMA? HAWK TUA” I thought about killing you yesterday, and it disgusted me. I thought of carving a hole into the cavity of your chest, reaching in with my bare hands, seizing your heart between my fingers, and crushing the delicate clockwork lifegiver into so much gore and so many giblets. Tick, tick, tick, as I hold it delicately in my palm, in an instant, SQUISH! Gone. I thought of watching the light leave your eyes, and it disgusted me. Not because of the horror of the scene, which usually would terrify me. Not because the thought had entered my head at all, rising from the deepest pits of hell, which would usually be enough to frighten me. What disgusted me is that to do that, I would have to touch you. I. Loathe. You.

IM SORRY I HAVWNT BEEN MAKING THE FUNNIES PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SHITTING AND PISSING I WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEALDKWNAKSSE

Selling my soul (going into debt) to foul powers of unimaginable evil (government and private lenders) so that i might gain great arcane knowledge (go to college)