Idgaf If My Parents Are Disappointed In Me I'm Not Impressed By Them Either

For what its worth

Clementine Von Radics, In A Dream You Saw A Way To Survive; "The Fear" // Unsourced // EvboYT, Parkour civilisation pt.2 // inanotheruniverse

"You are no god, you are worse than the monster you created" - my english teacher, being oddly poetic about frankenstein

OH.

i saw someone on twt saying that seawatt made the fake memory abt the origin of parkour civilization so that hed be remembered by everyone because his level of parkour was erased and forgotten and ive been inconsolable

so i have a new fic... and it's assassin c!quackity centric

I watched Parkour Civilization and I need everyone to watch it please its so funny, the very genuine social commentary and well done world building mixed with the youtuber voice that literally never stops and completely ridiculous levels of seriousness towards everything being parkour, just its peak. Its just stupid fun

CHAPTER 6 OUT NOW

CHAPTER THREE OUT NOW

*accidentally closes the tab i was doing my homework on* oh no!! That's so unfortunate!! Guess I'll just have to scroll tumblr now. Wow i can't believe that happened. So sad

what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?

Fools.

I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️

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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work

EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season

Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)

in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red

EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.

Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

reincarnation

i love life to the point where it hurts

to the point where i must give it up

because i do not deserve

to be gifted such a thing

because i have failed

and if reincarnation is real

i hope to hand this chance at life

off to someone

more deserving than me

Leaked Glass Houses excerpt, perhaps?????!??!

GLASS HOUSES WILL BE RELEASED WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS!! Keep an eye out... it might be sooner than you think :3

HELLO!!!!!!! BIG BIG NEWS (at least for me , your local silly little writer)