so. I may or may not have watched. The thing. You know which one. The shonen anime in Minecraft. The takedown of capitalism and the meritocracy. The thing where they say stuff like “I attack you with a three block vertical jump” and you go “no wayyyyyy!” and remain fully immersed. Yeah. That one. And then I went ahead and watched the second one. Just cause.
anyway,
(Also the image quality is terrible sorry lol)
Uh oh! Looks like someone put a barrier block in our parkour battle!
Emf my love... of parkour
ok THIS is how i imagine emf’s hair would move and stuff (also im not an animator but i tried my best ✍️😔)
ooh religious worship themed parkour yaoi save me....
the bnw wip version was kinda cute idk
what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?
Fools.
I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️
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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work
EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season
Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)
in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red
EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.
Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)
merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺
I fear i have never written contrapuntal poetry before so idk
Um hi apparently yall like pkciv poetry so here you go... a bit of a confusing one i'll admit but :3
So i caved and started writing a parkour civilization fic
Lookie lookie I haveth broughteth some emf fanart :>
As usual, I drew this in history
Look at this Lil voidling boi
I made another emf fanart
Sry the lighting is bad, it's cause it was dark so I had to turn on the light (I normally take pics with natural lighting) and my light is a yellow light so ye
Also I think I'm gonna repost this in natural lighting cause there is a lot more purple and definition and depth of colour in his hair, cause this pic does not do him justice
Yoo guys look at my first attempt at drawing emf
He's so skrunkly I love him