hello i'm theseus and i say random stuff and write poetry and ramble a lot
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Emf right after getting his ass beaten by that new pro in a Parkour Battle
for some reason your blog showed up in my "your tags" tab. and i was like, wait, does ranboo have a tumblr??? THE ranboo?? since when??? i have last seen your content in early 2022 and i'm now super curious what happened since then. if you could describe what your channel is about now in one sentence, what would you say?
It’s about ranboolive.
CHAPTER 6 OUT NOW
CHAPTER THREE OUT NOW
my entire fyp has become, for some reason, poetry by men writing about women .
Which i appreciate. Because i love poetry .
but i am gay and i do not know where it came from.
oh yeah....... and CHAPTER 5!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER THREE OUT NOW
Oh and btw chapter 4 is ALSO out now!!!!!
CHAPTER THREE OUT NOW
what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?
Fools.
I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️
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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work
EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season
Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)
in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red
EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.
Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)
merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺
merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺
CHAPTER THREE OUT NOW
*accidentally closes the tab i was doing my homework on* oh no!! That's so unfortunate!! Guess I'll just have to scroll tumblr now. Wow i can't believe that happened. So sad
helpp i swallowed my starburst
Anyone up for reading a c!quackity assassin fic? Chapter 2 out now :3
every time i walk into my chemistry class i feel hypnos possessing me
so i have a new fic... and it's assassin c!quackity centric
I fear i have never written contrapuntal poetry before so idk
the many feelings of god's second favorite
You guys really liked the last one so here's more.
set in the same AU, i guess?? Do yall want there to be a storyline here? Idkkkk
eating food with lead staining my hands because i dont care anymore . Graphite is now edible.eat the rich
Um hi apparently yall like pkciv poetry so here you go... a bit of a confusing one i'll admit but :3
Where did yall come from i wrote one parkour civilization poem and suddenly i have 60 notifications
i see you in the sun
"i see you in the sun" a parkour civilization poem
seamavbo ? seafbo ? wattembo ?
fuck you my whole fy you page is just partcore civilizarion
GOOD. I AM PROUD.
half of my writing process is whispering to my characters, “i’m so sorry for what i’m about to do to you”
Well damn, we're fucked