I Used A App That Changes Your Face And When I Used Your Face It Changed My Face To A Girl. The App Thinks

I used a app that changes your face and when I used your face it changed my face to a girl. The app thinks you're a woman and put lipstick on my face because your lips are really pink it had me laughing so fucking hard. This is proof you're a pretty ass sexy delicious but feminine man. That's all I had to say love u bye sugar ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

That-....

Well maybe your app is just crappy and it confuses features and gender often, more than you think. ....S'not my fault you got a two star crappy app. ๐Ÿ˜’

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4 years ago

I'm weak because it's like I read your reblogs or answers and you're mean but you're nice at the same time ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm not mean, and if I am mean to anyone then it's probably because they said something to me first to deserve the mean response or reaction they received. Simple. Hmph.

4 years ago

There's footage of you running into the glass elevator I'M SO SORRY BUT THAT SHIT SENT ME LAUGHING SO HARD I THINK I'M DYING LMAOOOOO ๐Ÿคฃ

It wasn't that funny. ๐Ÿ˜’

4 years ago

Oh-

Well I'm not German, how was I supposed to know that? Hmph.

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

..

(Ilysfm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.

4 years ago

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.

4 years ago

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

..

(Ilysfm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.

3 years ago

๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒผ Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going! (no pressure)๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒท

Aww! Well you're just as sweet as sugar, aren't you? I'm happy to hear you enjoy my blog, dear!

3 years ago

Hi! I love your chocolate. I wanna ask; what's your favorite time of day? Thanks!

Hi, I appreciate your kind words! โ˜บ๏ธ

My favorite time of day is morning, because that's when I get to wake up and start the whole process of creating creative candy again, haha! And my brain works better in the morning than it does at night, by nightfall I'm beat.

3 years ago

Ok so first of all hi @thewillywonka , I love your blog! lol

Ok So First Of All Hi @thewillywonka , I Love Your Blog! Lol
Ok So First Of All Hi @thewillywonka , I Love Your Blog! Lol
Ok So First Of All Hi @thewillywonka , I Love Your Blog! Lol

"Don't you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight is the best chocolate bar ever made!"

Yes. I did it. I tapped into my inner Wonka and recreated the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. And a solid milk chocolate bar. I gave this my all. I even successfully tempered my chocolate! The milk chocolate bar definitely came out more, well, but it is all about trial and error. The bar is very rich, but very good. It could use something crispy, like graham crackers or shortbread biscuits, but overall I am happy with the results! The bar filling is just marshmallow fluff and chocolate fudge. I went simple for that. What do you thin

Oh my goodness, my dear girl! By golly, you've done it! Of course it'll never be as chocolate-y, rich and delicious as a Wonka bar, but this is a close copycat recipe! For the center, graham crackers or crisps would've definitely been a good call! Should you try any more recreations of my chocolate, please do tag me! Great job! I applaud you, I really do.

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Excellent work! Bravo!


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4 years ago

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

4 years ago

Would you like to be friends? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

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