Heavy eyelids, struggling to stay open.
Slumping shoulders, barely able to hold themselves up.
Dragging feet with each step.
Speaking in a slow, slurred manner.
Dark circles under the eyes.
Yawning frequently and deeply.
Head nodding forward, trying to stay awake.
Leaning heavily against walls or furniture.
Rubbing eyes and face with hands.
Deep, weary sighs escaping lips.
Wincing at bright lights or loud sounds.
Staring blankly ahead, unable to focus.
Weak, unsteady movements.
Muttering incoherently to themselves.
Falling asleep in unusual places.
Lack of response or delayed reactions.
Propping their head up with their hand.
Collapsing onto the nearest available surface.
Swaying slightly on their feet.
Barely lifting their head to speak or listen.
me when im told "you need to stop cutting yourself" for the 397853th time..
🦇EVIL-Empoaroar👑 Follow
Update on my human hero step-son via seducing both parents: we had a nice bonding moment over a mutual hatred of bicyclists who think traffic laws don't apply to them and the like. Got him porn and a license to kill for Christmas. I think I'm getting the hang of this human dad thing.
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Hooman-hugger🤗 Follow
Out of the way orc lover, I'm getting me some hussy.
Hooman-hugger🤗 Follow
Just learned that hussy is an actual word so it's not clear I was just doing the 'part of word + ussy' joke with humans. Wait maybe I can still save this.
Hooman-hugger🤗 Follow
Out of the way orc lover, I'm getting me some humussy.
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Or-gir👹 Follow
Hey guys, what are human rights? The human I just snatched was saying something about how what I was doing was against it.
🦇EVIL-Empoaroar👑 Follow
They're not important, don't worry about it.
Or-gir👹 Follow
Got it, thanks.
🐉Dragevening Follow
Human rights are important. It's not right to just grab up humans and force them to love you.
Wish the human fucker community (tired of this name tbh) had more basic respect for human autonomy and interest in actual consensual relationships. They're not pets or cheap sex toys. The most rewarding parts of my human romances have been the quiet tender moments together just talking. But some of y'all don't seem to want any of that.
🐺 HereWolf Follow
Why would you say something so controversial yet so true?
🧛Vampy-Vevito Follow
But like if you hypnotize the human to be okay with it then it's not really a problem because now they're consenting to it.
🐺 HereWolf Follow
Most self aware vampire.
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Bog-bitch🧙♀️Follow
Hey guys I know it's Christmas time but I got a great idea for a horror story.
Bog-bitch🧙♀️Follow
What if there was a sexy human you asked out, but they turned you down because they're in a h4h relationship and not into monsters. And their partner was bland as hell.
🐻 Beard-Toucher Follow
I'd scream and cry and never love or leave my home again. Either that or take out the collar.
(809 Notes)
🧝Elfeven Follow
Anti elf bigotry always gets so much more frustrating this time of year with the unfunny jokes about the toys and the north pole, but my human SO and their family hasn't done any of that and I'm really grateful for it.
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Experience the original trilogy: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
:3
Simon: Well look who got caught under the mistletoe Y/N: IS THIS WHY YOU CONERNED ME WITH THAT KNIFE?!
hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
Last butch arms post did well so have another🤠
[he/she - masc+fem endearments ok!] [cishets DNI]
“give us a smile, l.t?”
“gotta earn it, Johnny.”
Is somebody gonna match my freak? (Double suicide)