Simon: Well Look Who Got Caught Under The Mistletoe Y/N: IS THIS WHY YOU CONERNED ME WITH THAT KNIFE?!

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

He's about to rain down a million smooches

Thank you so much to @tacticallyunsoundjohnnyboy for commissioning me to draw my favourite husbands 🫶

kidnapper!ghost will tie your hands behind your back and forcefully make you sit on his face because he wants to apologize for making you cry but doesn't trust you not to scratch his eyes out or reach for the lamp and hit him over the head with it.

Still not his final design.

living with kidnapper!ghost is hard because he doesn't take the knives out of the kitchen because he knows he can disarm you and he has dozens of times before (which, in of itself, is insulting). but he finds it sexy when you choose to threaten him with a skillet instead. he shouldn't have underestimated you either. because the skillet was hot when he tried to grab it, which resulted in you actually getting a couple of hits in. so now you're banned from the kitchen but you get brownie points because he's genuinely impressed that you actually got the jump on him this time.

he ate you out until you were screaming bloody murder for him to let your sore cunt rest.

they say you attract what you fear! ahhhh oh my gosh, scary butch whos been watching me for weeks!!! ahhh butch who knows my every move!!!ahhh butch who knows everything about me that even my closest friends don’t yet know!!! ahhh scary stalker butch who is obsessive and possessive of me & daydreams about finally getting to have their way with me!!! ahhhh so scary ahhh

art by @WaifuTactical

All Seeing Axolotl

Remember when I said I wouldn't draw anymore blursed axolotls? I lied.

Part of my blursed axolotl series, because I guess it's a series now...

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx