I'm Sorry But I Refuse To Call David Tennant The Fourteenth Doctor. Let's Call Him What He Is: TenThree

my headcanons for shops in the hilltop centre:

touristy gift shop but there's a figure in all the postcards, getting closer and closer to the camera in each one

evil evil food court that serves you People Meat

indoor crazy golf place that's infinite and colourful and loud. if you put your hand in one of the holes to get your ball back, it bites you

a regular claire's

I know Jonathan Sims is a british born child of the eighties and so technically has the highest possible moral ground and most unalienable right given by god itself to make a horror podcast episode out of Mr Blobby and yet after listening to said episode I still feel a deep seated need to accuse him of some unspeakable crime against the entire country

I can't help but make a parallel between Lena sending Bonzo names and addresses of people to "deal with" and Jonah sending Jared Hopworth letters with names and locations of people with "good bones"

Once again office bosses are the comically obvious bad guys in every universe

Israel bombed a Palestinian graveyard 2 hours ago. Defending itself from the dead too, it seems.

and, another thing, to all the zionists who say "those children in the videos don't even have tears rolling down their face, good acting!!", you would have no tears to cry either if you were severly dehydrated and in the state of shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so in your opinion is david tennant-

for me personally, david tennant.

Me after tmagp 1-4: yeah I love the theory that the cases relate and hint to the voices that read them but it’s certainly nothing concrete and too early to say that’s the pattern for sure

Tmagp 5: Chester is reading a case about a guy who was roped into horror from a young age and has become almost dependent on horror stories. This, combined with his fatal flaw of morbid curiosity, led him to fall prey to something called “voyeur” that knew impossible invasive things about him and his past. Oh, what happened to him? Well he became another goddamn mystery, why do you ask?

havent listened to the episode yet what the FUCK does this mean

I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS A PROTOCOL ??

Learning a new language is bullshit because yeah you can learn the letters, sounds, rules and the grammar and how sentences are structured etc. but at some point you're just gonna have to grit your teeth and memorize a few hundred thousand words by heart individually