People Are Always Like "Oh A Vampire Wouldn't Get Horny While Drinking Someone's Blood, That's Like Getting

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

I will block your wife. I will block your son. I will block your infant daughter.

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

I need to abuse a substance about this

i'm making a collection

“this character should kill their abuser” i agree. unfortunately they wouldn’t do that.