Tlozmerc - Reborn

advanced math videos will be like "The squeembly wongus theorem was invented by Richard "Dick" Piss Pork in 1972 while trying to invent a computer for MiltaryCompany that could shoot bombs at people more better. While working on the targeting system he discovered that if you squeemble the wongus you could transform any whole number into another number, and just by looking at this you can see that squeembling the wongus has many other applications in our daily lives"

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

they just don't get it……

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

my car got stolen today and i had this conversation with a cop

YOU hate JK Rowling!

god bless doechii and chappell roan for hating men as public as they are. literally we've needed this for years