The Same 4 Meals In Rotation I Love You. I Love You The Same 4 Meals In Rotation

you wanna know something that fucks me up when i think about it. what really fucks me up. that the west coast of the us has different butter than the east coast. like it’s an entirely different shape. when i learned that my brain metaphorically exploded. something as fundamental and constant as butter is completely different based on whether you grew up in oregon or south carolina. where is the divide. why doesn’t anyone talk about this. oh fuck i’m thinking about the east/west butter divide again i gotta calm down

what im thinking about at any given moment

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

"oh my god that's so fucked up" I say like I'm not extremely horny about it

So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

i'm making a collection

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK