What Im Thinking About At Any Given Moment

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

sometimes being silly is all i have left

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women