Nobodys Paying Attention To Me So Im Going To Microwave Forks And Knives

YOU hate JK Rowling!

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

Instagram:l16.17l

(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants 

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

nothing can prepare you for what this ask says

sometimes being silly is all i have left