Thought This Would Be A Banger On Tumblr

Yoca Muta, 2022-09-29

“this character should kill their abuser” i agree. unfortunately they wouldn’t do that.

seriously though what do you call this aesthetic/genre

The masculine urge to become a mountain man. Only come off the mountain twice a year to get supplies. Farm and harvest and hunt and build everything else. Talk to myself constantly. Stop coming into town for a few years after the age of 76. The sheriff finally comes up to check on me and finds the door to my shack wide open and my skeletonized body lying in bed, tucked up under the covers. They all forgot my name so they just put ‘Mountain Man’ on my tombstone. Shack left to decay but I’m not quite done having fun. My ghost lures lost hikers in and makes them keep me company. They come off the mountain rambling about the crazy old man in the hand hewn log cabin with fire in his eyes and leaves on the floor. I was alone in life but I don’t want to be lonely in death.

i cant quit tumblr because i get good life advice from other maladjusted adults on here

What do you believe in now?

no one's ever gonna love me. oh my bus is here

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