No One's Ever Gonna Love Me. Oh My Bus Is Here

i cant quit tumblr because i get good life advice from other maladjusted adults on here

they should let me design tshirts

Spin My Wheel

Tell me your fate in the tags

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

save me bitching

"oh my god that's so fucked up" I say like I'm not extremely horny about it

kitty car 🐱