Tlozmerc - Reborn

(conspicuous boner in tight shorts wont subside, attempting to shift blame) yo who put this penis in my pants 

i cant quit tumblr because i get good life advice from other maladjusted adults on here

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

ear

older I get the less interest I have in explaining myself to people who aren’t even important to me. if you want to misunderstand me or create a narrative in your head about me that’s really not my problem… I know who I am

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight