I Hate Watching Internet Horror Because It Results In My Recommendations Being Filled With "analysis"

Happy 10 year anniversary to a festive day in the life of Dan and Phil!!

not my prodigal ass returning

cannot wait for the scene in yellowjackets s3 where misty does a line of nat's cremated remains

murder wives

Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

Cozy Cave

i havent watched yellowjackets yet but im very intrigued by the fandoms ability to ship every single one of those girls with one another and also provide irrefutable evidence for each pairing. like im convinced by every single gifset. ill be damned if those two girls arent in love. which two girls am i talking about? doesnt matter. god bless

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts