Not My Prodigal Ass Returning

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

hi everyone. i love you, i care about you, please make sure to get your ten hours of screentime in today. bump it up to 12 if you can, don't sit any further than two feet from the screen, try to keep blinking to a minimum. if you reach the end of your feed remember to keep refreshing until new content pops up

Everyone's afraid of you, you know? But, like... I'm not.

Yellowjackets— Season 3, Episode 2: "Dislocation" (2025)

Cozy Cave

I hate watching Internet horror because it results in my recommendations being filled with "analysis" videos (actually just a plot summary) with thumbnails that look like this:

I finally got my tonsils out!! Thank you to everyone who supported me and stood by my side as I removed my stones every night. I will never forget you

You should never judge someone because you don’t know what they’re dealing with inside (tonsil stones)

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

dinner in america | feels so good, it must be wrong

Why do all these characters have nicknames and why can i never clock them. I’ve spent the whole time in the yellowjackets fandom slowly figuring out everyone’s given names from their nicknames and it’s psyching me out. It took me so long to figure out that lottie’s given name was charlotte and every time i remember that van’s given name is vanessa i have a miniature heart attack. Mari’s full name is probably maria. Fuck. Gen’s full name is probably genevieve. Shit. Jackie might be short for jacqueline. Crying rn. The fifth season is gonna come out or smth and tell me misty’s real name is mysterious quigley and i’ll have no choice but to keel over and die