"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident
Me when I enter a new fandom and am fond of a character: Awwwww babygirl!!! i love you so much you are my new favourite character of all time!!! here I have a gift for you!!!!! *headcanons them as aro/ace spec*
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
attractive men in complete despair has gotta be one of my favorite genres of man.
Gen z culture is living out of spite
Gen Z is slowly dying on the inside as you paint a smile on your face.
Gen Z is hoping for another bomb threat so you can get out of taking that math test.
Gen Z is laughing at things that make no sense to anyone else because they don’t realize that humor is the only thing we have left.
Gen Z is making nihilistic jokes all the time.
Gen Z is saying you want to die and hearing your friends say they want to die and not quite knowing if they really mean it anymore and being scared that they do.
Gen Z is not making those jokes so much after someone really does die.
Gen Z is knowing exactly why every door on campus needs an ID card to open.
Gen Z is knowing that those locks won’t do shit if something really happens.
Gen Z is wondering when someone will come to your school and start killing your friends.
Gen Z is hating the shitheads in charge and just waiting until you can finally do something about them.
Gen Z is being torn between wanting to die and wanting to overthrow the government.
Gen Z is being tired of being treated like a child when our childhoods were ripped away from us years ago.
Gen Z is growing up too fast but still no one else will take you seriously.
Gen Z is angry.
Gen Z is done.
Gen Z is here and you’d better watch your asses.
New Shadow and Bone Stills
Colonels.
"Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather."
i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”
forbidden knowledge
no rest for the wicked but the wicked is an emotional unstable asexual biromatic disaster with abandonment and daddy issues who instead of going to therapy reads unholy amounts of platonic soulmate AU's on ao3 she/her 18
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