I Would Literally Give My Life For Him

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blacksmith's boy ⚜️

Who names their kid Cnut? Asking for them to be bullied..

"Papa, is it true uncle Henry beat you up?"

Heinrich had never seen his father looking so offended. The nobleman turned to his squire, who was pointedly avoiding his gaze, nonchalantly chewing on his portion of stewed rabbit.

"You did not beat me up," Hans said haughtily, folding his arms, "anyway, I was drunk."

"I didn't say a word," Henry held his arms up defensively, giving Heinrich a discreet wink, "besides, you were asking for it."

"Oh, was I?" Hans rounded on Henry, pointing at him dramatically, "it's not too late for you to be punished, you know."

"Apologies, sir," Henry gave a sarcastic half bow from where he was sitting, "I thought I'd been punished enough."

Hans nodded, looking Henry up and down as he added, "well, as long as you remember I can take you any time, any place."

"Oh, I remember," Henry said with a chuckle, his gaze fixed on Hans. Heinrich looked between them before he stood up and began walking towards the door. Henry leaned past Hans, calling after the boy, "where are you going?"

"Oh, Mama told me I have to leave the room when you two start looking at each other like that," Heinrich shook his head, shrugging innocently, "I don't know what she meant either."

more heinrich fics

The funniest KCD modern au for Hansry is if they're just Larpers. Dnd is also a fun alternative but them doing larps or those medieval reenactment shows just hits different.

Henry and Hans are just two normal ass dudes with normal ass jobs, but also they're Lord Hans Capon and Henry of Skalitz on the weekends and they beat other people with (fake) swords for fun.

They met doing larps. Their characters had chemistry and then are hit with the realisation that it's not just their characters who have chemistry.

autism is not a horrible disease that ruins lives and tears apart families. elon musk, who is autistic and an evil billionaire who doesn't pay taxes, has ruined thousands of lives, and whose family hates him, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

a little post-match kissy from my modern au stuff where hans is a tennis pro

so close! the correct answer was "I love you most".

AMIGOS DONDE RAYOS ESTA LA COMUNIDAD LATINA DE KCD2, tengo que hacer mi propia merca 😭😭😭😭, en fin que vivan los novios