Latest Posts by trex-1001 - Page 5
Yall rlly need to stop sexualizing the kids. And not just the girls. I see you nasty fuckers drawing the boys all sweaty and shirtless. Fuck off they’re 15
Me knowing that what I'm doing now will affect me later "Ha it's my future self's problem"
My future self cleaning the mess: *looks in mirror* "fuck you"
ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them
Doing online classes really just be like *has a list of assignments* *have no motivation what so ever* *watch random youtube videos* *stresses* *looks at assignment list again* *stresses more* *eat a snack* *sudden burst of productivity that last only about five minutes* *rewards self by checking phone* *stresses*
it has begun... Mishapocalypse 2020 has started
It’s time
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“hey ladies, it’s me, playboy steve harrington, everything’s gonna be just fine”
a true icon
Joseph Christiansen vs Mary Christiansen
And I am all the Jedi! Wait what.
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
cant believe we were robbed of this on the cast recording 😔
The fucking moment I learned about objection.lol I had to make this iconic discord chat into a court argument
Holy shit the balance is true
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
Reblog this post if
- you’re half human and half machine
- you are one ant
- you have no eyes
- you have a vision of a man made object
- when you died, you left behind a mansion full of other peoples skulls
- you are an expert in your field
- you earned your life
- you have hands and you have feet
- a human passion burns within
I really fucking hope the device to ward of the enchantments look either really dumb or like a crown... Fitzroy in a dope ass crown? Yes please! it would suit him perfectly and you know I’m going to be doing some fanart of that shit
Reblog if Loki.
ONLY BECAUSE LOKI.
FOREVER LOKI.
Whoa
Before it ends
02.02.2020
Read it backwards.
You can reblog this only today.
YO GO HELP MY FELLOW FRIEND AND RT THIS TWEET!!!!
I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN, THAT’S SOME TRUE DEDICATION OMG
This is fookin awesome
Got inspired by an outfit I saw so here’s an unus aunnus fusion
Everyone who reblogs this will find a pic of a frog in their messages
You will be answered faster if you say something in your reblog
GET OUT A PIECE OF PAPER AND FIND YOUR REAL STAR WARS NAME
1. Write your birthday in numbers. For example, if your birthday is August 13, 1977, you write 081377. Get rid of the zeroes, which gives you 81377.
2. Add the first and last number together. This gives our example 8 + 7 = 15. Then divide by two, unless the number is 4 or less. 15 happens to be more than 4, so we will divide by 2 and get 15/2 = 7.5.
3. If you get a decimal that is less than 5.5, here’s what you do: If you were born before or in 1977 round up, if you were born after 1977 round down. But if you get a decimal that is 5.5 or more, this means you have a hyphen in your name. Think of the .5 as a hyphen. This number is the number of letters in your first name.
4. Draw dashes to indicate where letters will go. In the example, we got 7.5 as our final number, so there will be 7 letters and a hyphen. If you did not get a decimal, or got a decimal less than 5.5, you do not have to worry about hyphens. Skip to #5. Put your hyphen at the half way point, so you have the same number of letters on each side, like Obi-Wan or Qui-Gon. If your number is odd, this is what you do: If your earthly first name begins with A-L the last part of your hyphenated name has more letters, if your name begins with M-Z, the first part has more letters. Let’s pretend our example’s name is Sam. The first part of their name would have more letters and they would write:
_ _ _ _-_ _ _.
5. Take the third letter of the name of the first road or street you lived on. Let’s say Sam lives on a road called Hell’s Peak Road. “L” would be the first letter in their first name. They would then write L_ _ _-_ _ _.
6. Now it gets complicated. To avoid getting all consonants we need to take the letters out of a word, starting with a vowel if the first letter you got was a consonant, or vice versa. What you do next is take 3 letters out of the name of the town you were born in, using this system. Let’s say Sam was born in Springfield. We’ll start with the “i” because it’s the first vowel and take the next 3 letters. We get Ling-_ _ _. Let’s pretend now that Sam’s name begins with “A,” which would then make their name Aspr, which doesn’t really work in English. So they would take the first 3 letters that work, starting with a consonant. Their name would be Apri. Now, what if Sam was born in Havre? Their name would be Lavr, which doesn’t really work either. If this happens take away the last consonant and put instead the next vowel. This would make the name Lave. This applies to every time you add letters. When you run out of spaces for letters skip to #10.
7. If you still have spaces left to fill, take the first 3 letters of your first name, starting with a vowel in Sam’s case because we ended with a consonant. But that only leaves 2 letters. If this happens, just use those 2. We get Ling-Am_.
8. Now take the last 3 letters in your last name, starting with a vowel in Sam’s case. Let’s say their name is Jones. So if they had to use 3 letters their name would be Ling-Amone, but since they only had one space left, it will be Ling-Amo.
9. You should have filled all your spaces, but if you didn’t for some reason, add and “i” to the end.
10. You finished your first name, you can bail out now, or start on your last name.
11. Take the day you were born. Sam was born on August, 13, so their number is 13.
12. Add up the digits. 1 + 3 = 4. If you got a number that is two or less, you don’t have a last name, like Yoda or Chewbacca. You are done!
13. The number you get, in Sam’s case 4, is the number of letters in your last name. Write dashes: _ _ _ _.
14. Take the day of your birth, Sam’s number is 13, and take the corresponding letter when 1=a, 2=b, 3=c etc… If your number is over 26, start over. 27=a, 28=b, 29=c, 30=d, 31=e. This is the first letter of your last name. Sam got M_ _ _.
15. Take the first three letters of the town where you went to elementary school, starting with a vowel in Sam’s case because their name begins with a consonant. (If you went to more than one elementary school, use the first one) Let’s say Sam went to school in Arlington. Their last name would be completed: Marl.
16. Let’s say Sam wasn’t fortunate enough to only have a 4-letter last name. What if they had the maximum of 11. We would be at Marl_ _ _ _ _ _ _. Next they would take the first three letters of their mother’s maiden name starting with a vowel. So if their mother’s maiden name was Smith, their last name would be Marlith_ _ _ _.
17. Still has 4 letters. They would then take the first 3 letters in their grandmother’s (mother’s side) maiden name starting again with the first vowel. If their grandmother’s maiden name was Williams, they would get Marlithill_.
18. The last space can be filled with the first vowel in their father’s first name. If Sam’s father’s name is Robert, Sam’s last name would end up being Marlithillo. If they had ended with a vowel, they should take the first consonant in their father’s first name, which would be “r.”
19. If you have any spaces left, fill them with o’s.
Sam’s name is Ling-Amo Marl.
Of course, if you feel that your name is stupid, you can make slight changes to make it sound better (I do this a lot).
if you don’t feel like going through the steps you can message/ask me the information and i can figure out your name for you
put your name in the tags!
There’s three hundred and sixty five days in a year,
Another year comes around just to end iiiiiiit
So for two jackasses with their internet career
They need to find some good ways to spend iiiiiiiiiiiit
Like maybe..
Cooking with sex toys
Or DIY bungeeing
Or drawing memes from memory
Finding Youtube videos that shouldn’t exist
Or obsessing over tanks of sensory
Preserving their bodies
Drawing themselves naked
Or ranking their own greatest pain
Punching holes in walls
Drinking each others pee
All while driving Amy insane
So many things to do as your mortality looms,
And death comes to us all,
So buckle up ‘cause Unus Annus are gonna do it aaaall.
So buckle up because you to remember that death comes to us all.
👱🏻♂️ - Hello there!
👾 - General Kenobi!
O w O of immunity. Reblog to ward off the evils of 2019
It happens this year folks…