The Team Takes A Stroll Around Arlathan Forest And Lucanis Is Long-suffering

MC x Mammon is the Smart/Nerd x Stupid/Idiot trope but the roles are interchangeable and they each are a very specific type of stupid (& smart) and by that I mean

MC is the "in front of the class trying to solve a math problem, looks back at mammon, sees him holding up the answer & proceeds to draw mammon holding up the answer on the board" kind of stupid

While Mammon is the "looks at MC mouthing "not guilty" during his trial and says "hot milky" with full confidence" kind of stupid

They can both occasionally be stupid at the same time but if they're both smart at the same time the world implodes

his existence brings me both amusement and inexplicable dread smh

the urge to rattle him but naw I don’t wanna be within 3 feet with this man— /lh

growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?

Just got followed by a shit ton of porn bots ✌️

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

it was not on wheat...

Like to stress fuck Lucifer / reblog for Diavolo’s breeding kink

It makes sense from a narrative perspective and it's totally in character for Gabriel but I cannot imagine buying an Alliance ring and having to pick between a 14 year old girl or a boy as an avatar.