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When you leave your writing in the middle of a sentence, come back to it and you're like "Where the FUCK was I going with this?"

it's the little things 🥲💖

slyšte!

overthinker -> přemyslovec

toto odteď používám jako český ekvivalent slova overthinker, které mi dlouhou dobu v češtině chybělo

STRONGER THAN (THE BOTH OF) YOU.

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

if it just turns out to be mcrx part two im hunting those New Jersey middle aged men down for sport

Briti: *ztrácejí hlavu z toho, že se jim v rámci několika týdnů vystřídali dva premiéři a dva monarchové*

Češi a jejich ministři zdravotnictví: