STRONGER THAN (THE BOTH OF) YOU.

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

total energy expenditure

reblog this version instead you little shits

hello čumblr

Tak moment-

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

he looks so MAJESTIC OML

ATEEZ - SPIN OFF : FROM THE WITNESS EPILOGUE

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

THEY'RE ALL SO PERFECT IM COMBUSTING

[1/2]

Stray kids for billboard magazine.