GET STRUDELED IDIOT

the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

Browsing cute wilderness stuff on tumblr like:

* pretty meadow scenes *

* gorgeous mountain cabin *

* pro-life rant *

* flower moodboard *

* picture of a family with several small children *

* dramatic nature scenery *

* a rant on why ‘submission to your husband” is good *

Thinking about them*

*žvýkačky Pedro

Tumblr adding mature content labels to completely innocent posts like a photo of a cute dog or a lovely view of a forest somewhere but at the same time letting porn and scam bots spread on the site like wildfire like wow ok?

*and for the record, I have nothing against porn. I am pro sex work. what I talk about here is porn bots that misuse and spam various tags with porn and links to some sketchy sites

Velice opožděný Hatsune Mikuláš vám přeje šťastný nový rok! : D

It's not a drill, Trump just called the Czech Republic and bunch of other EU countries a third world💀

Guess who's the guy sitting behind Biden? Our prime minister 💀 There are the presidents of Poland and Switzerland sitting around Biden too.

Fun fact, Trumps ex was czech and most of his kids are half czech so major dumbass hours.

also tumblr needs to get polls, it’s so vile and sick that twitter voted for “tumblr sexy man” y’all don’t even go here

Anyway

this was under a puppet history video