Buddy Is NOT Surviving This Encounter

fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic

i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls

(white girl party gossip voice) omg do you smoke crack with that mouth

do you smoke crack with that mouth

badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

i genuinely think that things started to go downhill after i stopped seeing faces in literally everything and making friends with them in my head

whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥

IF ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER CALLS ME A CATBOY I WILL SHIT ON THEIR CARPET AND PISS IN THEIR EYES

i wish everyone who draws this kind of eyebrows a very good character design

do you smoke crack with that mouth

meeting the personification of an abstract yet omnipresent concept in your dreams is definitely one of the experiences ever