Latest Posts by v3rmillionbuttons - Page 2
Most interesting things tumblr has so far advertised to me:
anxiety reducing therapy fleshlight (I do not have a dick)
an app for reading the Torah (I am not jewish)
emotional support group for divorced men in a city I've never lived in (I'm not even married yet)
the alledged secrets of divination from cowrie shells in Sudanese culture (I have never been to Sudan, nor been particularly interested in divination)
Christian fashion streetwear (I am not a christian nor do I wear streetwear)
offers of online therapy for divorced men (where are they getting this??)
how to hire a dating coach (????)
mental health support for first responders (I am not a first responder, I dropped out of nursing school because I couldn't handle it)
a service to book your journey to Mecca (I am not muslim)
coaching for how to build your personal brand on OnlyFans (?!?!?!)
Sometimes when praying people will go "and cast all my period cramps onto satan" and IT FUCKING HURRTTTTS
I know I typically operate with the races/ implied ethnicities from the book/ movie but I need yall to know I am also deeply enamored with the curtis' bein the Token White Guys of an otherwise poc gang. pony who has absolutely No Concept of the inherent privileges he enjoys adds a layer to the story that was previously unexplored n I think that no matter your preference for the outsiders media there ARE layers added by the musical that change the story in a deeply fascinatin way.
This is the realest thing ever bc I will NEVER understand the Cherry haters bc I feel like it's misogyny and SUPER forces
cherry is such an interesting character to me. she knows bob gets violent and stays with him. she hates dallas winston but is scared to fall in love with him. she's too busy to watch sunsets. ponyboy can't tell apart when she's mad from when she's scared. she'll yell at the guy harrassing her and seem like she doesn’t care but then admit she was scared to a couple of kids she doesn’t know. she's too private a person to say what she means by "things are rough all over" to a random kid. she managed to actually care about her boyfriend's murderer.
cherry valance ily they could never make me hate you
The Greaser’s Favorite & Least Favorite Things In The Modern World.
➼ Darry Curtis:
-Favorite Thing: Twitter (I can’t explain this) -Least Favorite Thing: Inflation💀💀
➼ Ponyboy Curtis:
-Favorite Thing: Broadway Musicals -Least Favorite Thing: Life 360 (Darry Uses It On Him)
➼ Sodapop Curtis:
-Favorite Thing: Taylor Swift -Least Favorite Thing: Search History
➼ Dallas Winston:
-Favorite Thing: Snapchat -Least Favorite Thing: Pepper Spray
➼ Steve Randle:
-Favorite Thing: Vapes -Least Favorite Thing: Dating Apps
➼ Two Bit Matthews:
-Favorite Thing: Disneyland -Least Favorite Thing: Drake (He follows the rap beef)
➼ Johnny Cade:
-Favorite Thing: Child Protection Services 😭😭😭😭 (I’m So Evil) -Least Favorite Thing: UBER Drives/Drivers
Stupid dumb stinky doodle from a few days ago that I love
Like imagine Ponyboy just hanging out in a tree and Darry being so confused. Hed be like "Pony get down and go do your homework??? Why are you up there in the first place???" and Ponyboy saying with a straight face "..Its fun!"
Ailen yaoi!1!1! (i spent like an hour trying to get the hands right im sorr they look like butt booty ass I'm js a young artist trying 🥀)
alao a close up on the words for thoes who cannot reader side ways :P
POV you’re asking sodapop’s coworker what his name is
The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
Hey, here’s a concept. What if we stopped saying “but autistic people CAN do all those things” (erasing high support needs) and instead started saying “not being able to do those things doesn’t impact someone’s value as a person nor does it make it okay to commit eugenics”.
guys do we think mermaids even have sex??? they dint have balls or pussy so do they js not??? Or do they have fish sex and like inject sperm into each other??? What abt gay fish sex? lesbian fish sex?? I have so many questions but if I say this to my friends they will call me a faggot
I rarely painting digital arts, but yesterday I have a nice mood🐠🐠🐠
important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying
their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians
their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results
Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths
they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)
Jschlatt predicted both deaths
they were both heads of their respective Church
the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday
i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!
anybody else have like. public and private pronouns. like yeah strangers can use he or she for me idc but if you're a friend im expecting they/them only. and if you're a close friend you unlock the super secret rights to use it/its (exclusive) (rare drop)
i physically need to squeeze Darry. like psssst psospspsps come here little guy I'm gonna squish you. Think of hugging a really fat cat. I need to do that.
The Curtis brothers
sigh here's yoyr food for today
Im also cooking some alien yaoi up *i say with devious and malicious intent*
Should I feed my Tumblr acc sum yummy yummy art tomorrow or should I let it starve in the basement with the rats
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1 reblog = 1 spoonful of medicine for darry
top places to publicly overshare online:
tumblr blog
youtube comment section of a song
What if Darry wasn’t a good older brother in high school? What if he mocked Pony for being so young, childish. What if he bullied Soda for being dumb, unable to get good grades no matter how hard he tried. What if he bullied Greasers for the denim they wore, The grease in their hair. Even though he knew he could never be a soc, he tried to pretend to be one.
Soda absolutely starts violently coughing whenever Ponyboy smokes around him in an attempt to guilt him into quitting
things that happened to me when i was a woman in STEM:
an advisor humiliated me in front of an entire lab group because of a call I made in his place when he wouldn't reply to my e-mails for months
he later delegated part of my master's thesis work to a 19-year old male undergrad without my approval
a male scientist at a NASA conference looked me up and down and asked when i was graduating and if i was open to a job at his company. right before inquiring what my ethnicity was because i "looked exotic"
a random male member of the public began talking over me and my female advisor, an oceanographer with a pHD and decades of experience, saying he knew more about oceanography than us
things that have happened to me since becoming a man in STEM:
being asked consistently for advice on projects despite being completely new to a position
male colleagues approaching me to drop candid information regarding our partners / higher ups that I was not privy to before
lenience toward my work in a way I haven't experienced before. incredible understanding when I need to take time off to care for my family.
conference rooms go silent when I start talking. no side chatter. I get a baseline level of attention and focus from people that's very unfamiliar and genuinely difficult for me to wrap my head around.
like. yes some PI's will still be assholes regardless of the gender of their subordinates but, I've lived this transition. misogyny in STEM is killing women's careers, and trans men can and do experience male privilege.
All three Curtis brothers had a moment where they believed their brothers were homophobic bc they started dating their sweethearts (Paul, Steve, Curly) and were met with disgusted looks and heavy judgement.
None of them are homophobic, of course.
All three Curtis brothers just have HORRIBLE taste in men.
the fact that straight men like boobs is like the most obvious thing ever but witnessing a straight man liking boobs irl felt almost unbelievably cliche like seeing a mouse eating cheese or a dog peeing at a fire hydrant
Yk when u trans so hard that you get gender and then forget ur not out the closet but then remember that everyone in your life can 100% tell your queer bc u act like a little gaybo? Yeah, that's me rn 😼
darrel curtis....
Kou and mitsuba actually kissed like last night!! I saw it wirh my own two eyes!! Kou like went "Mwah mwah mwah I love you Mitsuba I'm so gay for you" and Mitsuba was like "Take off the earling before we kiss pls."
AI can't recreate this MASTERPIECE
woah mama, i mean they
ive got blue hair and pronouns
he/him
pfp by @clown-elvis