I Think There’s Something Wrong With This Guy’s Tea…

new level of tma saturation reached: saw a graphic with an inspirational quote like, “be your own best friend,” and thought, “the lonely is running a pinterest board. that’s smart.”

I'm never beating the lesbian alligators

im glad you’re back

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

Since you guys won at convincing me I am similar to Martin…. If I’m having a shit day at work, so is Martin

over and over

POV you’re Jude Perry

I think my favorite moment of this season so far is at 35:00 of episode two, where Jacob lets out the most pure, sincere, childlike shriek of glee I’ve ever heard

Sorry that I saw a sapphic ship and went crazy, it will happen again