I'm Never Beating The Lesbian Alligators

Disco metal Dancing in the moonlight Dancing in the shadows Metal in da house

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

redraw of one of my fav faulkner drawings from a while back!! this has been in my To Draw list for so long lmao

the old drawing ⬇️

buy ur man some nice jewelry like a shock collar and a house arrest anklet

homer really said, every victory on the battlefield is a grieving father at home. and this is not a reason for the war to stop. and this is not a reason to stop telling stories about war. but you become fully human at the moment you recognize the total humanity of your enemy because it is only when you can see that that you can comprehend the humanity of your own mortal self. and like. three thousand years later and the world has yet to top that

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

Boss

[All comics in order here]