Idk If This Is A Contreversial Take Or Not But I Think That The Ideal Internet Experience Is Being Able

The Archivist

biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

Also man. Being mostly femme presenting and liking a man in a ragingly homosexual way is so. Hard to anvigate.

How do you get a guy to understand you like them, but please don't assume I'm gonna be heterosexual about it! and please don't suddenly view me as a girl from now on, this is very much not that! And also, don't do a 180 and become scared of me being masculine and an agressor please! I swear I am very normal. About gender and relationships, my guy. Or dude. Uh. bro.

snoopy of the day

Will in this hat

manhole cover? why are you covering that mans hole? let me in there.

sometimes i think im funny

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