It’s The Magnus Purrotocol Gang! (Thank You @thirdchildreblogs For The Name, It’s Really Good)

This is my favorite statement of the whole series, what’s your favorite?

Design available as sticker and prints HERE

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

a mermaid duet, featuring our shining stars laios and thistle

over and over

the fact that I made that Hannibal/Junjou post three years ago and now I have seen two other posts saying the same thing,,,, I was before my time,,,, the people didn’t want to hear my gospel they didn’t want to hear the TRUTH

Jack: I saw you were adopted, did you have a different name before then?

Hannibal: Ah yes. Chase. Chase Arnold Patrick Gripper.

Jack: Hm... Chase A. P. Gripper, huh? ....nah nothing suspicious here

Documenting Will’s catches

monster girls and monster souls

So much going on at The Deluxe Royale!

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus