Jon saying the most absurd, unhinged, out of pocket things to Damian at random because I find the thought hilarious
Damian just minding his own business
Jon, completely unprompted: I kind of wish I could get you pregnant
Damian: Excuses me!?
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Damian quietly reading a book in peace
Jon: Hey Dames are you drinking enough water or do I need to spit in your mouth?
Damian, slowly closing his book, getting up and leaving the room cus what exactly is he supposed to say to that on a random Tuesday afternoon
A special Valentine's edit for all the Damijon lovelies out there💖 :>
And a doodle to complete it hehe (not colored or anything, because I'm definitely not getting that done quick today lmao)
Happy Valentine's day everyone!!💕🥰💕
Og version below the cut
HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE
WHY AM I CRYING
Ref:
Timkon
Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality among all mammals which is why the batfam are gay asf
I was re-reading batman urban legends and when I saw theses two panels
I just had to draw this little silly doodle
Fated meeting
(I’m sure we’ll meet again)
Tim, slightly drunk: I told you all that I lost my spleen, but I actually know exactly where it is, because Ra’s keeps it in a jar on his bedside table.
Jason, also drunk: THATS WHAT THAT IS?!?!
Tim: you’ve seen it? HOW HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!
Jason: I had to take Damian to visit Talia at the league!
Tim: AND YOU ENDED UP IN RA’S BEDROOM?
Jason: every time I go there I put an assortment of miscellaneous vegetables in his bedding to convince him he’s going insane.
Tim:
Tim: that’s actually kinda cool.
Jason: it’s the only thing that makes escourting the kid back and forth worth it.
Damian, twelve, Tim and Jason’s designated driver of the evening: I swear mother has assigned you to me like some sort of service dog, Todd.
Jason, nodding: or personal uber.
Tim: come to think of it I have seen you lay your head on him whenever you think he’s anxious-
Jason: HE SAYS IT HELPS-!
Damian: -fucking stay out of it, Drake!
Tim: aight damn
Random Doodle Dump!
-And some references. I really don't know where to put these, but I thought y'all might like them. It's just no context doodles at the end of the day. Though they kind of relate to my next posts. You'll see. 😉✨ -Bubbly💙