just remembered the time my sister got a text that was clearly some kind of scam, so she decided to troll it. she sent a picture of Ben Pincus and said "this is me. am I handsome?"
and the best part is that the scammer REPLIED BACK and said "YES" in all caps. then resumed its regular scam bot "join our job and get rich" spiel. it was iconic
lost was like what if we put the autistic guy of ever on Fuckup island. oh and throw on the beautiful personification of tracy chapman’s fast car. and a sex cowboy. and an old fucking bald gay dude. and a washed up britpop bassist. huhhhh oh well we obviously also have to include my weird pregnancy fetish at least once a season. duh!! and to round it off let’s throw in 2 of the best characters on modern television ever, hurley and Sayid
very sad i will not be finishing this tumblr please enjoy
+ here's the before rendering version that i like much more.. there's a charm that i must've lost halfway through sighhhhh
any sideways bocke enjoyers ?
Actually every flaw in Lost would be fixed if they let Juliet go all in on her mpreg shit. She was trying to knock up male mice you’re telling me she didn’t want to try it on a human? I’m sure Sawyer would’ve happily gone along with it, actually I think he would’ve been more into the idea than she was
RIP Sawyer you would’ve loved
lost but just my queer headcanons
biggest lie ever told on that damn crazy island.
i made this edit almost 2 months ago and i think it's finally time it'll see the light of day
(i love their dynamic sm)
!!!!! LOST MAJOR SPOILERS !!!!!
Sayid killed for Nadia but he would have DIED for Shannon. That’s the difference.
desmonds boyfriend powers are so off the charts. he's obviously the boyfriend of all time to penny. but also jack is his boyfriend that he would find in any life. he crossed time and space to find faraday, enough that faraday made him his constant. he boyfriended charlie so hard that he watched him die (after saving him a million times). and desmond x sayid are literally boyfriends that went on a cruise together. desmond crawled out of that hatch and made every man in a ten mile radius his bitch