Little Brother Meets GF (don’t Ask How They Just Do)

MINOR TOTK SPOILERS

Was anyone gonna tell me how much time elapsed between botw and Totk or was just supposed to find Hudson’s walking, talking, 5 year old child on my own.

Bruce: Why do I feel like I live in a zoo? *gestures vaguely at his children shenaniganing around him*

Jason: *skidding to a halt by him* Your first child was kidnapped from a circus, what the hell else do you expect???

Bruce: He was NOT KIDNA-

Dick: *gasping and clutching his nonexistent pearl necklace* I’ve got STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!

Bruce: *staring blankly at him* No you do not, and stop telling people that.

Duke: It’s either that or we tell people we live in a cult.

Tim: *in the distance* A FURRY CULT!

Bruce: I AM NOT A FURRY!

Duke:….. I hate to disagree buuuuuttttt….. Tim has a point.

Jason: Just face it. The universe saw your parents got killed, tried to fix it and give you a family, waaaaaaay overcorrected, and now you’re stuck with us!

Bruce: …..maybe I’VE got Stockholm Syndrome…..

Personally, I think Dick wins

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

bad trick

Living Ghost

(quick explanation for my buddies who don’t know Zelda lore: Thanks to wacky time space shenanigans this Link has ended up in a time period long after the events of the games he was in.  He stumbles across his own grave and reunites with a spirit he befriended as a kid who has been watching over said grave.  Poor guy just can’t catch a break when it comes to time shenanigans.)

EDIT: I wrote a short sequel to this!  You can read it here

I just found out that the Spanish batfam community calls damian "bolita de ódio" which translates to tiny ball of hatred and I think that's beautiful

Red Hood and his adopted goons but 19-year-old Jason taking his goons to the doctor because health is important and none of them have gotten a tetanus shot in the last decade.

The pediatrician wondering how to explain to Red Hood that she sees kids, not forty-year-old henchmen.

At least three goons sitting in the waiting area while they wait for the others, comparing their bandaids to see who got the best one.

One goon gets a Batman bandaid and the next week the pediatric clinic receives a bulk order of custom Red Hood bandaids along with boxes of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern ones.

Half the goons haven’t been to a normal doctor since they were kids so the one time Red Hood takes them to someone other than a pediatrician they are greatly disappointed by the lack of suckers and cat stickers.

"I did not think I'd ever use it like this," the boy muttered next to batman.

It was comically, with the police and ambulance lighting up the entire area.

Danny, being himself, had gotten curious and accidentally busted a human trafficking ring, which ended up with batman and his kids (?) doing the fighting and the police being called.

"Son, solving crime doesn't mean you didn't trespass and break into someone's property, I will have to take you back to the station—"

"I have diplomatic immunity."

Officer Gordon stood still for a moment, progressing.

"You can't really, err— put me to prison." The boy took his phone out, stopped at a picture, and showed it to the officer and batman.

The vigilante confirmed his identity with a jerky nod, and Gordon is pinching his brows.

"Son– no offence your... majesty, why are you in Gotham of all places?"

The boy now identified as Daniel Phantom, prince of the other and currently the reigning monarch of another realm.

In gotham.

"Okay, so," Danny coughs, embarrassed. "I'm on university search and gotham had this really cool space science programm. I really wanted to see it."

—

(Once they checked his papers and got his statement, did they let him leave to his hotel + some of his squad going along for protection measure.

Gordon heaved a sigh, "We can be glad it wasn't the joker. That would have made headlines." and slumb in his seat.

Batman grunts, a sound the officer knows too well.

"You're gonna look out for the kid?"

Another grunt.

"Good, because Gotham help us all if that kid gets hurt.")

Pretty sure this happened in Wild’s era, right?

Based on @rebornofstars’ idea!