A Very Tired And Cranky Bird.

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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Cats would love the dangly bits on Essek’s lounge wear so much.

absolutely. Essek is every cat's favorite toy

(in reference to this post)

Baby chick Frodo and Gandowlf in the Shire 🐥🧙‍♂️ Prints

hey! *rotoscopes your fool*

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

will you help them?

i love stardew valley but oh my god the "it's REALISTIC that there's barely any poc because it's a small town, duh!!!! it would be unimmersive if there were more non-white people!!!" fans make me want to fucking throttle something.

i grew up in a small town in goddamn appalachia, and let me tell you, there's far more brunette women than there are red-headed ones, but you wouldn't fucking know it by looking at stardew. depending on how you read maru's hair color, it can be argued that none of the bachelorettes have brown or black hair, but you won't hear a single peep from the "omg realism!!1" folks.

there's more mystical creatures than there are people of color. there's more talking goddamn animals than there are human people who aren't white.

One last 2022 piece for the Professor himself (I loved puppet history so much yall @wearewatcher )

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Rate My Professor

Professor McNasty, Puppet University

Rating: 5/5 Jellybeans

99% would take again

5/5 course difficulty (for Ryan Bergara)

2/5 course difficulty (literally everyone else)

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