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⚽️: Do you play any sports?
💕: Do you believe in soulmates?
😂: What's a dumb joke that always makes you laugh?
🎧: What's your favourite song(s)?
🛫: Have you ever been out of your home country?
🔔: What's your favourite school subject?
👮🏻♂️: What's your dream job?
📖: Do you like to read? What's your favourite book?
🎢: Do you like roller coasters?
⭐️: Do you have much knowledge of space
🤓: Are there any fandoms that make you geek out?
😤: What's a pet peeve for you?
🌈: What's your favourite colour?
🌗: Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
👻: Do you believe in ghosts?
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Sex ed... It happened.
So... I was in class today with my friend, and it was Sex ed.
We were doing Kahoot! and just hanging out until this question came up: "What would happen if the testosterone levels in a female rises?" or something along those lines-
Then somebody asked my teacher "Wait, does this mean a girl can grow a penis if they have more testosterone?"
Then, my teacher had to explain to the WHOLE class, that girls can't grow a penis if that happens.
(Right after that, somebody though people pooped through their urethra.)
How I Think The Team Star Bases Work
Exactly what the title says. People don't really seem to tall about the actual logistics of the bases so I made a compiled lost of my personal headcanons for it. Enjoy!
(TW for abuse mention in number 2)
The squads each have their own hierarchy. It doesn't affect how the members are treated but it is mostly used for decision making and initiation for new members. From the top it goes; squad boss, 'second in command' (which are just specific grunts picked by the squad boss), and then the regular grunts.
2. The bases aren't just restricted to victims of bullying. While that is still the main purpose behind them the squads will also allow members to join if they don't have a safe place to live. Plenty of the grunts were bully victims at the academy but a handful in each base also come from homes of abuse.
3. Each squad is self funded due to the immense amount of Pokémon materials that are on hand due to just having so many live there.
4. All of the bases have a resident electric type in case of thunderstorms. sometimes they match the typing of the base itself but more often they don't are are used just because they can handle it. When it starts storming everyone is evacuated from the huts and find somewhere dry to wait out the storm.
5. Each base has a specific hand symbol the members are taught when they join as a way to be identified by other squads.
6. Sorta relating to above is that the bases are very picky about who they let it. it's restricted to grunts of other squads, bosses of other squads, and Mr. Harrington (Only in Ruchbah). Grunts coming must answer who their squad boss is, what type their squad uses, and show their hand sign.
7. Less related then the rest but the Starmobiles are able to change types due to Tera Shards. Only Ortega knows this detail which leads to him trying to gather the shards on his own with varying results.
reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
Dark. Very dark
I want to see a fucked up team star au that they never met cassiopeia, and never created team star together and... no teacher knows they're bullied. They're all fucked up more then now.
Tw for violence and sucide implied
What if giacomo joined the real group of bad students to avoid the bullying?
What if mela explodes and beating one bully neary death?
What if atticus push one of the bully from the rooftop?
What if ortega ended up with accuse the academy?
What if eri dropout the academy and trying to hide her pain alone?
And what if... penny trying to end her life?
God it’s so dark
Incorrect Quotes: Paldea Edition
Nemona & Juliana in the back of Arven's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Penny: We have food at home.
Arven: pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough
Nemona & Juliana: YAYYYYYY!
Arven: orders one black coffee and leaves
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Juliana: slams books down in front of Arven
Juliana: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Arven: You could of said literally anything else.
Juliana: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Arven: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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Penny: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Nemona: Penny, you are such a genius!
Penny: Yes, I know
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Juliana, to Arven: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Arven: Lo siento. Estoy embrazada
Juliana: You just told me you're pregnant
Nemona: Congratulations Arven, you're glowing!
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Penny: Croissants: dropped
Ortega: Road: works ahead
Eri: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Mela: Shavacado: fre
Giacomo: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Atticus:
Atticus: …I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Mela and Penny playing minecraft
Mela: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Penny: What’s wrong?
Mela: I did a thing.
Penny: You regret the thing you dID-
Mela: screams
Penny: What the fuck did you do- sees mass of aggravated Piglin Damn it-
Mela: screams again
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Penny: This was almost a great idea.
Ortega: You just described 90 of our stuff.
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Atticus: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse.
Ortega: You complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" - that was you just now dumbass.
Ortega: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" fuck off
Giacomo: It would be cool if cars could fuck.
Eri: We... We still have horses
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Atticus: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Mela: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Brassius: Your smile? It makes my day.
Hassel: Your happiness? I live for that.
Grusha: A room? Get one.
Iono: Hotel? Trivago.
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Iono: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Larry: Bleach.
Grusha: Sewage.
Iono: …Please calm down, edgelords.
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Brassius: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Larry: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Brassius: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable… …and also assault with a deadly weapon.
To: Those fanfiction writers
From: we_arent_married
paldea elite four
Ok, Hear Me Out
if Ryme and Tyme are sisters they should have the last name right?
And teachers often don't go by their first names in class so Tyme is likely her last name RIGHT?
so is Ryme's name
Ryme Tyme?
Team Star Headcanons: Two Electric Boogaloo
(yes I know I just did the first one but I had too many thoughts for one post so here we are)
Ortega naps all the time. In class, at lunch, while fixing the Starmobile. Sometimes people don't even realise he's sleeping because he doesn't snore and still (sorta) sits up.
Penny has a stash of stim toys in her bag.
Atticus is fluent in sign language and the rest of the team has a basic grasp on it.
Mela has a lot of burn scars on her arm from not being careful around her pokemon. Her uniform covers it up.
They eventually started wearing the uniforms again but keep some of their accessories from their boss outfits.
Atticus either completes entire outfits in a few hours or debates the sleeve lengths for a week. No in-between.
Giacomo isn't a bad dancer. He's got some moves.
Eri likes to invite Carmen to team star hangouts. nobody objects and they've all grown quote close with Carmen. She's a pretty cool gal.
they like to talk to Miriam. They spend a lot of time in the nurses office anyways for various reasons so they just ended up bonding with her.
Team Star Headcanons!
Everyone put their spare dorm key on a differently coloured lanyard and the keys get traded around a lot.
Penny's room is (somehow) not the messiest. that award goes to Atticus where only he can navigate the room without stepping on sewing pins or sliding on fabric.
Mela gives a lot of her art projects to her friends.
Ortega, Giacomo, and Atticus are a dangerous combination as they all will (and have) stay up all night working on projects. They don't stop each other either.
Mela and Giacomo take general studies, Atticus and Eri take humanities, and Penny and Ortega take STEM.
They have a lot of impromptu sleepovers, often times starting at midnight because someone was having nightmares.
Eri is the epitome of "Mom Friend". She's always reminding the team to eat, drink, sleep, take breaks as needed. Eri is the friend we all need
They all pretend that they're over the bullying and it doesn't freak them out as much but their all lying.
Clavell became a father figure to he whole team don't @ me
Hello! We-arent-married!
Hello! I'm Air! and, I'm one of the people on the We-aren't-married account!
Whenever I post, or speak, my text will be in Purple
So you can tell the difference from my partner!
Some of the fandoms I'm in are: SCP , FNaF , Undertale/Deltarune , and even more! Some of my hobbies: Sewing, Drawing, Video games, annnd Improv!
I hope we can all get along, and I hope you enjoy some of the content I post! and, Make sure you meet my partner too!
[you can find us of Ao3 too under the same nameeee]
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Ello, I'm ice and I also run this account!
When I post my text will be in blue so you can tell me and my companion apart.
My preferred fandoms are Pokémon, Fnaf, and Disney but I like way more too! I also enjoy reading, playing games (both board and video), and research!
Cheers!
Air [We_arent_Married]
Ice [We_arent_Married]
