Nemona & Juliana in the back of Arven's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
Penny: We have food at home.
Arven: pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough
Nemona & Juliana: YAYYYYYY!
Arven: orders one black coffee and leaves
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Juliana: slams books down in front of Arven
Juliana: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Arven: You could of said literally anything else.
Juliana: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Arven: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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Penny: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Nemona: Penny, you are such a genius!
Penny: Yes, I know
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Juliana, to Arven: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Arven: Lo siento. Estoy embrazada
Juliana: You just told me you're pregnant
Nemona: Congratulations Arven, you're glowing!
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Penny: Croissants: dropped
Ortega: Road: works ahead
Eri: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Mela: Shavacado: fre
Giacomo: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Atticus:
Atticus: …I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Mela and Penny playing minecraft
Mela: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Penny: What’s wrong?
Mela: I did a thing.
Penny: You regret the thing you dID-
Mela: screams
Penny: What the fuck did you do- sees mass of aggravated Piglin Damn it-
Mela: screams again
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Penny: This was almost a great idea.
Ortega: You just described 90 of our stuff.
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Atticus: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse.
Ortega: You complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" - that was you just now dumbass.
Ortega: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" fuck off
Giacomo: It would be cool if cars could fuck.
Eri: We... We still have horses
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Atticus: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Mela: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Brassius: Your smile? It makes my day.
Hassel: Your happiness? I live for that.
Grusha: A room? Get one.
Iono: Hotel? Trivago.
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Iono: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Larry: Bleach.
Grusha: Sewage.
Iono: …Please calm down, edgelords.
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Brassius: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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Larry: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Brassius: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable… …and also assault with a deadly weapon.