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there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

The Smartphone

Headcanon that once, a muggleborn came to Hogwarts bringing her phone, wanting to show it to her friends. But she was disappointed when she discovered that technology went haywire inside the castle. Her friends were also disappointed, but they came up with an idea.

These wizards and witches started a new magazine for the students. On the pages were the games the muggleborn had described to them. There was a page for Among Us, another for Minecraft and also pages for their own version of Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Tumblr, all bewitched so that they could be used by the owner. In honor of the muggleborn’s device, they named the magazine, “The Smartphone”.

The pureblood Slytherins pretended to loathe The Smartphone, but secretly they used it too. The professors also pretended to be annoyed with The Smartphone, claiming that it caused their students’ grades to drop, but they too owned it.

The muggleborn and her friends, the creators of The Smartphone ended up rich when a wizarding company bought their idea and sold it to the entire wizarding community. In just a few months, the wizards too now owned smartphones.

Our islands are not a playground for your little "intrepid soul search". Pull up or fuck off

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

God dammit I tried so hard to avoid these posts, sorry to others in advance

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

She would 😂

Luke, to Flynn: What does Julie look for in a partner?

Flynn, sick of his shit: A pulse, usually

okay what if wHAT IF A MUGGLEBORN STUDENT DJS AT THE YULE BALL AND A BUNCH OF SONGS LIKE APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND LIKE A G6 AND TIK TOK AND SONGS LIKE THOSE COME ON AND ALL THE MUGGLEBORNS ARE LIKE HELL YEAH AND START A MASSIVE DANCE GRIND THING IN THE CENTER AND ALL THE PUREBLOODS ARE LIKE WHAT THE FU- tHEN THE HALFBLOODS AND MUGGLEBORNS PULL THEM IN AND HELL YEAH 2010 DANCIN SONGS

So imagine muggleborn figuring out that purebloods or those who are withing the wizarding community are out of touch with the muggle community to the max.

We already know they use quills and inkwells instead of pens/pencils and most technology is put of their grasps. So what if they used this realization to their advantage?

Some Slytherin kid doesnt want to go to class that day but they remember that one scene from School of Rock and tell Umbridge that they are deadly I'll with "Stickittotheman-eosis" and that it's very rare and "you wont know it cuz it only affects muggleborn and half-bloods."

Or a Ravenclaw just cant put up with the annoying students so they say theyre gonna "Hulk out" if somebody keeps talking in the library. Only for some pureblood to ask what that means and getting the response, "I will transform into a green beast to smash you into a pulp the next time someone ticks me off!!"

And soon enough all of those raised with a muggle upbringing will be in on it and feeding off of/ adding onto each others lies.

I dreamt that I broke into my school during broad daylight while others where there (like the fool I am) to change my biology grade. The sun was blazing but I was wearing a fur jacket in a heating up biology room while someone sees me almost dieing of heat and yells at the principal "Yo there's a girl in here and she hot!!" And I got really flustered and shy not knowing what to reply back so I just died right there and woke up.

I hate myself sometimes you know? I died of nervousness in my dream while commiting a small time crime!

He’s prolly right

me irl

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

All I do is dream

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

I watched Rolie Polie Olie

This seems like a fun class

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

BAHAHAHA!!!!!😂😂

A murder weapon

That's... today B:)

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

First time seeing this lmao😂

Gotta make money somehow

I love puppers

the best thing you will see all year

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets

Cinderella (1950)

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec