School

Wow...

Thank god they did cuz I pointed it out when it first came on & my brothers were confused since then

The madmen working on the SuMo anime actually did it. They actually referenced this, of all things.

This seems like a fun class

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

He’s prolly right

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: sure 

It's just a flesh wound

Put some ice on it

Person A= Gryffindor

Person B= Ravenclaw

Person A: “I wonder why I keep getting arrested.”

Person B: “I don’t know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things!”

She would 😂

Luke, to Flynn: What does Julie look for in a partner?

Flynn, sick of his shit: A pulse, usually

The Smartphone

Headcanon that once, a muggleborn came to Hogwarts bringing her phone, wanting to show it to her friends. But she was disappointed when she discovered that technology went haywire inside the castle. Her friends were also disappointed, but they came up with an idea.

These wizards and witches started a new magazine for the students. On the pages were the games the muggleborn had described to them. There was a page for Among Us, another for Minecraft and also pages for their own version of Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Tumblr, all bewitched so that they could be used by the owner. In honor of the muggleborn’s device, they named the magazine, “The Smartphone”.

The pureblood Slytherins pretended to loathe The Smartphone, but secretly they used it too. The professors also pretended to be annoyed with The Smartphone, claiming that it caused their students’ grades to drop, but they too owned it.

The muggleborn and her friends, the creators of The Smartphone ended up rich when a wizarding company bought their idea and sold it to the entire wizarding community. In just a few months, the wizards too now owned smartphones.

That's... today B:)

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