Okay Hear Me Out Here

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

yeah i love a good battle couple but in the song of achilles when patroclus was on the battle field everyday just like "wow look at those guys' spears not hitting me, what a strange phenomenon, i'm surrounded by dead bodies and not doing anything about it, i'm the paragon of luck" and then realizing that achilles was doing this strategically and keeping everyone's attention away from his easy ass target of a bf.... that was some good shit.

and goodnight to my long distance partner who just told me when he prays over his food he prays for mine too

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him

had some. thoughts about grandma a few days ago

THIS IS KILLING ME

you’ve clearly never read the picture of dorian gray as a twink

tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual

i think sydney should get to lose her fucking shit and just start screaming. as a treat.

I had a dream last night where i walked into a kitchen that was not my own and the entire plot of the next drawtectives episode was written out in the oven's display. In the dream the episode had just come out and this was a normal way to gain information, also there were pictures. here are the main points

-porcino did not join the group, and the fandom was very sad. julia remembered porcino existed halfway through the episode but said they "couldn't go back, it was too late"

-the group instead adopted a dog that was like a borzoi but with butterfly wings for ears, it had no name and was photorealistic

-they left midnight alley and were just on a normal street during the day

-they met the pope, and I think that eugene knew the pope personally (i don't even know what the pope looks like, so in the dream he kinda just looked like the julia bobby hill in a pope hat)

-york was not there, jacob was though

So sorry to leak the plot of next episode, but i had to /j