My favorite thing about Eugene Drawtectives is that he's this incredibly glam psychic who dresses exclusively in robes and capes that show off his chest, and he's got perfect eye makeup 24/7, and he's just all-around wildly attractive and giving off insane gender envy
But he's also a no-thoughts-head-empty awkward sweetheart who the cast immediately adopts as their son instead of thirsting for him and even after he gets his memories back he's still a sweet himboish mess
porccinooooooo !!!!!!!!
If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him
THIS IS KILLING ME
big fan of how the bear trailer is like. hey gang remember jeremy allen white of that calvin klein campaign? he is actually infact the most cringefail loser boy mentally ill chef youve ever seen. in case u forgot
I had a dream last night where i walked into a kitchen that was not my own and the entire plot of the next drawtectives episode was written out in the oven's display. In the dream the episode had just come out and this was a normal way to gain information, also there were pictures. here are the main points
-porcino did not join the group, and the fandom was very sad. julia remembered porcino existed halfway through the episode but said they "couldn't go back, it was too late"
-the group instead adopted a dog that was like a borzoi but with butterfly wings for ears, it had no name and was photorealistic
-they left midnight alley and were just on a normal street during the day
-they met the pope, and I think that eugene knew the pope personally (i don't even know what the pope looks like, so in the dream he kinda just looked like the julia bobby hill in a pope hat)
-york was not there, jacob was though
So sorry to leak the plot of next episode, but i had to /j
Anne Michaels, from Skin Divers; “Skin Divers”
down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.