"Why Doesn't Daleton Buy Pants That Fit Him"

francis abernathy is genuinely god’s strongest warrior because how did this motherfucker survive THREE homoerotic failed situationships in a ROW, bunny, bunny’s murder, henry, richard, charles, incest twins, being a redhead, a SUICIDE ATTEMPT, being catholic, being gay in the 80s, being catholic AND gay BOTH in the 80s, multiple nervous breakdowns, vermont, an alcoholic absent mother, a homophobic grandpa, being fatherless AND to top it all off being the only diva in the classics group 😢

shark tank idea: annotated playlists.

perfect for yearning girlies that want to note exactly how that specific boygenius song reminds them of that one time their crush tucked their hair behind their ear.

perfect for nerds making playlists for their oc’s and want to share why the lyrics “roundabouts and washing lines/we do each others laundry in our hearts sometimes” perfectly encapsulates their character’s love interest.

anyway i am not taking criticism, open to offers from spotify or multimillion dollar app developers.

In a thousand-year-long situationship with my hometown

thinking abt when fleabag said “all this love i have for her, i dont know where to put it now” and without missing a beat boo replied “i’ll take it. it sounds lovely you must give it to me” like i think i have to throw up now.

mfw theres no cheeses for us meeses

we never rented

a house in sedona

we didn't see

camille the day she died

we haven't been on

our boat in some years now, so we don't care what you found inside :)

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

electronic devices that were brightly coloured but a little bit translucent so you could see their guts… they were like angels on earth to me

man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.