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James: Do you think I will ever convince Lily to go out with me?

Sirius: Look, is it likely? No. It's not likely. But...is it possible?

James:

Sirius: No. It's not possible. I would give up on that one.

From Prince to Pet

Title: From Prince to Pet 

Rating: E

Word Count: 4,752

Summary: A series of drunken one night stands has led to this moment, the one where Draco confronts his past while in Harry's claim. After this scene, everything in their relationship might change.

Read on AO3: From Prince to Pet 

Excerpt below.

“There was only darkness. A pitch black that consumed Draco’s world, leaving him nothing. Nothing but Harry and the scratching of the carpet against his knees.

The soft swish of a foot brushing against the floor came from behind him, followed by the light thud of a footstep. Draco’s head instinctively swung in reaction to the noise, his hands twitching on his knees, begging to reach out. His entire body was aching to move. Without a single physical bond aside from the one across his eyes, he could. In theory. But the knowledge that Harry, his master, was standing behind him, watching, forced him to remain still and compliant.

Draco’s mind was confined and he was never freer.”

I love Xiao Xingchen and his murder boyfriend sooooooooooo much

“Break what off?”

CLIVE?!?!?!

He’s definitely a virgin 😭

Also I’m now convinced that the reason Jason crashed Boris and Clive’s little get together was because Clive was being hit on and he was subconsciously jealous.

(Because bro even I picked up on it while listening and a guy had to literally buy me $70 worth of comic books to get me to realize he’d been hitting on me whenever I visited the store.)

Lmao. And none of them are completely mentally sound and stable

(Why are the men’s butts so nice. Snatched)

Clive: We need to ta-

Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.

Clive: Jason…

Jason: Byeeeee

That poor, poor man. May Clive persist

Listening to He Who Fights with Monsters like… I haven’t been this queerbaited since Supernatural and Destiel.

Rufus Remore in gold eyeliner, I wish I could remember who said he'd play with make-up if they had it in Pallimustus, so I could credit you for my brain rot😭 so if you're out there let me know!

I thought I remembered it saying he wore silk robes at some point, so I gave him one of those ridiculously fancy dressing gown style ones, like he's getting ready in the morning lol

Jason to Clive: Do those rune tattoos help with the ladies?

Clive: No. Having a cute familiar who women want to feed helps with the ladies.

Belinda: … You shoo them all away while looking annoyed when they hit on you

Me, overanalyzing the scene:

Clive attracts people by having a cute familiar people want to feed.

Jason plays into Stashe’s biscuit obsession —> he likes feeding familiars.

Jason thinks Onslow is cute. Worries about him multiple times.

Clive shoos away all ladies interested in him when feeding Onslow.

But Clive says Onslow “helps with the ladies.”

Clive uses Onslow to attract Jason/ help him get Jason’s attention because Jason thinks Onslow is cute and wants to feed him.

Clive is really just in love with Jason.

QED

CAPTAIN! ERENS ENJOYING IT!

Marleyans: *Dumping titans to kill the residents of Paradis Island and inadvertently training them on how to fight them*

Also Marleyans: *Sees citizens of Paradis not afraid of taking on titans* What? How is this possible?

They literally trained their biggest threat on how to take out their most effective weapons.