They Have A Lot In Common...

pls read the zosan fic “utilities included” and enjoy sanji making his own life as miserable as possible in plain view of his new roommate

Jason to Clive: Do those rune tattoos help with the ladies?

Clive: No. Having a cute familiar who women want to feed helps with the ladies.

Belinda: … You shoo them all away while looking annoyed when they hit on you

Me, overanalyzing the scene:

Clive attracts people by having a cute familiar people want to feed.

Jason plays into Stashe’s biscuit obsession —> he likes feeding familiars.

Jason thinks Onslow is cute. Worries about him multiple times.

Clive shoos away all ladies interested in him when feeding Onslow.

But Clive says Onslow “helps with the ladies.”

Clive uses Onslow to attract Jason/ help him get Jason’s attention because Jason thinks Onslow is cute and wants to feed him.

Clive is really just in love with Jason.

QED

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65858887

Jason proposes. Clive is Clive.

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

*something weird happens*

Everyone: So Clive, was this your boyfriend?

It’s the way Jason and Clive are in so in sync. Not even Farrah knew what was going on.

(Quote from book 11)

Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64735012/chapters/166329964

Guess who’s back from hiatus!

Chapter 5 is out now baby! Which means I can also get started on new fanart to start procrastinating chapter 6. Though I have been writing a lot of future scenes for the project.

Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?

Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”

The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.

I refuse to believe otherwise.