I think Clive is starting to feel jealous of his wife, for getting to sleep with Jason
Not gonna lie the way some of y'all put words on a page is....whoagh. there really is magic in this world.
“Break what off?”
CLIVE?!?!?!
He’s definitely a virgin 😭
Also I’m now convinced that the reason Jason crashed Boris and Clive’s little get together was because Clive was being hit on and he was subconsciously jealous.
(Because bro even I picked up on it while listening and a guy had to literally buy me $70 worth of comic books to get me to realize he’d been hitting on me whenever I visited the store.)
I, unfortunately, have to go slow because I tend to listen while doing other potentially distracting stuff (driving, working out, inputting grades, etc)
Neil and Jason having a heart to heart ❤️
Jason: You should get a wife
Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…
Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?
Clive: … What?
Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?
Clive: No.
Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.
Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand
Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies
Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man
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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
PLEASE DO FINISH YOURS!! I love that we’re all thinking in the same realm of possibilities…
@yakarmi there is no way we both had the suppression collar idea why are you in my head.
Nono. Don’t worry. You have built my anticipation!!!
Altho listening to the audiobooks is a slog. It’s so slow
Neil and Jason having a heart to heart ❤️
Okay. I need answers because which scene are you talking about 😭
I went back to the scene I was talking about to try to find it. It’s been haunting me. @evilphrog
Neil and Jason having a heart to heart ❤️
I skipped ahead to read Clive and Jason’s (and Neil and Jason’s) farewell a few days ago. Finally got there naturally. Still processing.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65799097
I may or may not have finished the cock warming fic while on my prep period today (no one tell admin)
18+
“A bit forceful,” Jason teases. “Does your wi-“
“If you mention my fictional wife,” Clive says. “After having my penis in your mouth, you will not be leaving here satisfied.”
Is Jason making a Clive’s wife joke while in the middle of smut too much?
CLIVE YOU AREN’T SLICK. YOU KNOW THAT JASON BEING AROUND GETS YOU EXCITED
(He needed them all to leave so he could have some alone time with Jason’s system and notification windows)
I just think that Jason would gladly cockwarm for Clive while he’s researching. Just him in his knees with Clive’s cock in his mouth and Clive reads/ takes notes/ goes over diagrams.
Heads up that I resurrected a tumblr blog after never really using it in the first place so if it seems like I don’t know what I’m doing, I don’t.
All three of us are on the same wavelength 🤝
I just think that Jason would gladly cockwarm for Clive while he’s researching. Just him in his knees with Clive’s cock in his mouth and Clive reads/ takes notes/ goes over diagrams.
Gotta write a fanfic so good he HAS to make them canon. Obviously
Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?
Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”
The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
I just think that Jason would gladly cockwarm for Clive while he’s researching. Just him in his knees with Clive’s cock in his mouth and Clive reads/ takes notes/ goes over diagrams.
Already?! I have not traversed the fandom AO3 enough, it seems!!!
Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?
Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”
The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
God I hope so. I hope he’s reading all the fanfic while in recovery and getting a kick out of it haha
(Are you gonna write it @kathrynalexao3 👀)
Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?
Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”
The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
Do you guys think Shirtaloon ever checks for fanfiction of He Who Fights with Monsters?
Like do you think he threw out the idea of “Humphrey’s Big Engine” in hopes that some fan would write it? Just kicking his feet as he wrote the joke like “oh god, the shippers are going to LOVE this one!”
The chemistry Jason has with all the men on his team can’t be a mistake. Like that HAS to be intentional. He HAS to have written all their relationships as possible.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
Well, he must be happy now!! I hope he likes the resolution
anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.
😂 I hope he’s been enjoying them!
anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.
Yep. I’m teaching evolution and thinking about Clive and Jason being domestic and married af without realizing it
anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.
When they part, Jason smirks at him.
“My grandmother would be so proud. Waiting till marriage to kiss my husband like a good Christian boy.”
Clive rolls his eyes, and kisses the smirk off his face.
They talk about Jason coming back. He’d only moved out a few outfits when he was living with Farrah and had been recycling a combination of the same three shirts and two pants. They kiss a few more times, Clive enjoying the novel sensation and Jason feeling like he’d repressing it for far too long.
At last, Jason finally asks.
“So, how about it. Was to go on our… what was it? Fifth? Date?”
They go in the next day, Clive harried and positively miffed at being behind on work. Jason feeling light. It’s a Friday, and for the first time in a while, they head home together.
The next day, Jason plans a picnic. They go out to the nearby park, eat, and head to one of the local museums Clive had mentioned wanting to visit multiple times throughout their marriage. Before it too. Jason has been planning the date before they got married and has simply forgotten about it.
Farrah and Belinda give them shit. But when a few weeks later, the copies of their reports appear bound on Clive’s desk, they know who it was.
(And yes. They do convert Jason’s room into a study and return to the large king Clive has purchased for his own in order to… study. Yeah. Just study.)
A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.
Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.
Guess what, I’m on my way back from my travels!
Also was looking at the drawing and realized it needed some perspective and just general tweaking.
Either way, I’m looking forward to getting home to my computer to start back up writing the Thadfic again!
Clive when a man suddenly appears naked and hairless in his office, on his desk: … what?
Jason: *is an outworlder*
Clive: A gift? From The Book?
I thought of a fantastic fic name. Now what about the plot…
This is them, in my imagination
(From Chemistry by Weike Wang)
I might have to make a Chemistry (by Weike Wang) AU for Clive and Jason. A short one, but an AU where Jason asks Clive to marry him.
(I’ve only read the sample on Amazon because I am waiting to go to a book store to buy it but I think it kinda fits. I like the analytical-ness of the narrator)