Latest Posts by yeetusmyfeetusidontneedjesus - Page 8

He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.

wait hold on is he wearing fucking HEELS?

Strangest thing- they keep changing! Earlier they were normal feetsies, and now they look sharp asf. Slaying I guess?? Maybe it's when he's threatened

Dont feel bad.Trust me, he deserves it

Huh, well, alrighty then. I mean, if you say so, but what exactly did he do?

He keeps poking into every room that's but he can't reach the doorknob on the outside doors

Readying the balloon!!

Starting to reconsider scaring him...he seems scared enough

He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!!!)

He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!!!)

How legitimate are asks asking me to donate? (I'm not in a financial situation to donate but I don't want to spread something that's fake)

so where do you plan on going while your out anyways (random question bc I’m bored out of my mind)

Honestly I'm just chilling in the backyard... needed me some nature anyway, I think he's waking up..

(Drawing in progress!)

It's getting close to when he wakes up.. leaving the house now! (Hoping it doesn't backfire...)

Does Tumblr learn your tagging patterns?

both!! Throw a water balloon at him from outside the room and scurry away like a frightened mouse before he can find you!!

Thing is, I don't want my chaise wet...😭

I think what I'm gonna do is let him wake up when I'm gone, and then sneak up and pop a balloon! Maximum sacredness! No clean up!

water balloons?.. maybe? Ooh wait!! You could pop a balloon right next to him and scare the shit outta him!$

Oh hell yeah, now you're talking. Okay, wait. Usually he Wakes up and I'm like...in the room with him. First thing he does, wake up and look for me. Which do you think would be better, waking him up to the loudest shit on the planet or just straight up poofing and seeing what he does? I have a camera near where he's sleeping...could be fun either way!

you should prank him while he’s sleeping :)

Oooh, good idea...what should I do though? Hand in water won't work, he's a triangle... permanent marker won't stick on him for some reason, that one shaving cream where you tickle their face won't work cuz he isn't ticklish...

He's such a buzzkill!

soooo how’s it goin with bill? Anything new or concerning happen the past couple hours or so?

he's sleeping on the chaise again, still hasn't woken up...I might have to leave him there to go ahopping

Be back in 4 hours

Every dumb thing I say just imagine an airpod low battery noise and a book hitting me in the head

(Tumblr when I wake up early:) 🦗 (Tumblr when I stay up late:) 🦗 (Tumblr when the clock hits noon:) 🦗 (Crickets when:) 🦗

Call with girlfriend ended random and she's already asleep I'm so lonely I'm so boohoo

Erm guys. Guys. Erm. Guys. I FORGOT TO DRAW HIS CRACK 😭😭😭 LIKE EVERY TIME 😭😭

I'm gonna have to go back in and edit that...but not rn I'm eepy

btw his favorite food is spaghetti with freshly grated parmesan

Mmmm pasgetti... I have spaghetti ingredients but I dunno if my cooking standards are good enough for small corn chip man 😿 ill give it a try though! He doesn't seem to be eating much and it seems like he should

DAMN you've been busy since i logged off

I woke up to 99+ notifications and I feel so special I am at inner peace(but my ankle isn't)

Wakes wakes here’s a snakey!

🐍

m' gonna throttle you 😿😿😿 queer 😿😿

I don't know if anyone has ever asked you this before, but have you ever played chess with him?

I haven't, but he seems like a fun fella to play with! Can't for the life of me find the chessboard I'm increasingly convinced I never had, though. Maybe Jenga...

those are probably his family, he draws them a lot. its like his thing ever since his last interaction with the axolotl

I'm not sure what the axolotl is, but I'm assuming he's scared of it considering he won't go NEAR my axolotl squishmallow.

It's weird though, cuz the colors of them alternated. I wonder if Bill can change colors too.

Oh that’s nothing!! Just ignore it haha! He likes drawing triangles!!

Hey maybe you should draw with him!! I think it might make him feel safer.

I think I'll do that next time I break out the art stuff. Maybe he'll appreciate me drawing him with my embarrassingly limited paper drawing skills!!

no, no, don’t be worried! His friends are just as harmless as him!! Sure, they’re a little wild, but, that’s just their way of partying!! Trust me, your going to love them!

I asked him about his friends, and he just stared really long and asked me where *mine* were. Touchy subject I geuss. Yeouch.

yeah, without the crust. they are just better that way. i think he would really appreciate it. make him feel at home and such

He liked em!! Side note, I think doing things he likes makes him stare extra. Strange stuff.

Good morning Tumblr

(In unison: Good morning Tumblr!)

good night! your blog is so cool /gen

careful of the dorito tho, who knows what he'll deside to do in the night

Nighty night!! It's okay, I'll keep my room locked 😿😿

I lied yall I'll be back at like 2 or 3 in the morning

(Getting eepy. I'll be back around 6 A.M EST!)