Varric's Room - The Hanged Man

Varric: A giant hole in the sky.

Warden: A cult who thought Andraste was reincarnated as a dragon and guarded the temple containing her ashes.

Varric: Blighted lyrium that turns people to stone and makes shit float around.

Warden: A dragon made of lightning

Varric: ... That breathed lightning?

Warden: That too.

Varric: ... A Qunari invasion. Two of them.

Warden: A forest of sentient trees inhabited by a tribe of werewolves that are the product of a curse laid down by a Dalish Keeper

Varric: You're just making this up now.

I'm pretending and planning an immediate ending 'cause I'm all choked up in the middle of a fall. | ❝ snow song ❞ by blake rouse.

Nah cuz how dare varric STILL BE TALLER THAN ME EXCUSE THE FUCK

Heights Based off Official Model Scales, Dev Words, or Lore specified

Here to ruin everyone's day with this because honestly I find it delightful and fits into the feral and desperate need I have for Thedas to be experiencing mega fauna and flora.

Update: Just to clarify, the only height that is canon is Bull's. I realize that the wording for some was not entirely clear enough on that. That's why I didn't tag this as lore.

Going from shortest to tallest we have this:

Varric - 5'3 (160.02cm) [Source]

Morrigan - 5'8 (172.72cm)*

Alistair - 6' (182.88cm) [Source]

Dorian - 6' - 6'2 (182.88-187.96cm)*

Solas - 6'5 (195.58cm) [Source]

The Iron Bull - 8' (243.84cm)*

Elaboration (Below the Cut)

Morrigan:

Morrigan's figure isn't listed anymore, but I grabbed a screenshot and with the help of a friend who has her statue, Morrigan is 5'8 sans heels.

Dorian:

When asked about Dorian's height, David Gaider specified that: "He is as tall as the character artists made him." [Source]

So, without giving bias, I put Dorian's height at a range due to the fact he is the ideal proportions at 8 heads tall which by modern industry standard means he's 6'2, but by earlier standards means he's 6'. Since we can't really tell which height the artist is going for, I put the range. But considering current standards I would say he's 6'2.

The Iron Bull:

In World of Thedas vol. 2 p. 255 they have the description that he is 8' tall.

Everyone in the Chargers is someone who can look at an eight-foot horned giant and say, 'Yes, I trust that man with my life.'

If you're wondering if that includes the horns? Up to you, its not specified. If you want to do sans horns, they math out to adding roughly 5" to his had according to his gaming heads model. Which would make him 7'5 (226.06cm).

*offers u some unrelated da2 doodles*

mods are asleep, post silver fox Varric

Appreciating his existence

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Bottom growth is one of the things I’m personally looking forward to and tbh im getting impatient 😭 progress is sooo sloooow

i hate how most of the time when ppl talk about bottom growth its to be like "ewww that's icky 🤢🤢 i wouldn't wanna change anything.... down there! haha weird"

fuck off, i love my lil t dick. he's so cute, and getting to say you have a micro penis is peak comedic opportunity. u don't want one? that's super heckin valid my dude, but stop saying my body is gross 🥰🥰

(Source & Artist)

There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: The best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine.

Inquisition crew walking about

Varric- so you lost your eye in a fight?

Bull- yeah, protecting Krem. Step in between Krem and a guy with a flail. They were holding krem down when I walked in

Varric- sounds like a bunch of jerks but he had good aim

Bull- what makes you say that?

Varric- well he did get a perfect bull’s eye

Sera, now cackling - bullseye! They got bull’s eye

Bull, grumpy- yes, thanks for that

Varric- never saw it that way?

Sera rolling on the ground now - he can’t see cause he lost his eye