Varric: A giant hole in the sky.
Warden: A cult who thought Andraste was reincarnated as a dragon and guarded the temple containing her ashes.
Varric: Blighted lyrium that turns people to stone and makes shit float around.
Warden: A dragon made of lightning
Varric: ... That breathed lightning?
Warden: That too.
Varric: ... A Qunari invasion. Two of them.
Warden: A forest of sentient trees inhabited by a tribe of werewolves that are the product of a curse laid down by a Dalish Keeper
Varric: You're just making this up now.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Hornet Head:
The Man from the Railroad:
Clean up of a doodle I liked. I've mostly played through Inquisition since that was the only game I had for a while, but I have since started Origins and will play the games in order.
if, ah, you two have a moment?
And now it’s time for Silly Animatics with Lava, the part of the show where Lava shows up and gives you a silly animatic
(The beans are obsessed with Moana 2 right now and I felt like the song was very Varric)
Varric's room - The Hanged Man
Not me replaying da2 for some copium after finishing veilguard
I'm just thinking a lot about these back to back conversations we've been witness to...
The way sera fuels her one sided rivalry with varric. She does Not Care about what is outside her lane, she don't know shit about the fade outside whatever the chantry repeated all her life, but she respects people's strengths, and i think that's where she tries to find common ground in people. Like, even though she's surprised when vivienne doesnt recognize/respects her in return, she doesn't let that shake her. bc she's still
1. a mage and, 2. an asshole
but varric... he can do everything she can in combat, he's also funny, laidback, easy to talk to, The Head of a spy network that he makes run...
"So What" she says, unprompted... lol
Someone out there probably needs this in their feed.
Dragon Age: Inquisition | Varric Tethras & Bianca