Wanna See Him Again...😃

Varric - Attention

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Varric: If there's one thing I know, it's how to get an asshole's attention!

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Dragon Age Inquisition

I did manage to get him a place on my headboard above my varric shrine but holy cow...

Can u imagine brand-new father Trevor Bruttenholm wakes up and there's the silhouette of a demon in his doorway with glowing orange eyes and he's scared shitless for half a second before Hellboy says "I frew up"

"Goodbye, Varric, and thank you."

better non-cutscene footage im throwing up im screaming im kicking my feet and twirling my hair im laying on the floor crying im ascending to another dimension (full video by luality )

Confession: the things i want Varric to do to me. Tease to oblivion, keep me on edge for hours, show me what the dwarven stamina is all about. And when i finally have enough the tall human legs straddle him and ohhh he never imagined how much he loves being below. I fall onto his chest when im done and just play with it mindlessly. He's safe and he's loving and he's a friend BEFORE he is a lover always and ughhhh i want him so bad

i made a list of dai characters as bugsnax characters and i can't explain my choices but i am 100% right

Holy shit i was playing DAI yesterday, Varric got KOed, and i shit you not Bull shouted DWARF ON THE ROCKS at the top of his lungs?????? I couldn't fucking believe it, so i pulled up his dialogue, AND NOT ONLY DOES HE SAY THAT,

BUT HE ONLY MAKES A PUN WITH V A R R I C

Dragon Age: Inquisition | Varric Tethras & Bianca